Monday, October 28, 2013

One of the insurance company executives recently said that people aren’t losing their coverage under Obamacare, they are just being “transitioned”. Don’t you just love the double speak.
Let’s see how this excuse could be used other places:
“Mr. Smith, we had to transition your family dog. Where would you like to bury him.”
“Well Bob, we have decided to transition you to the unemployment line.”
“Really, Mary, it isn’t you, I am just transitioning to another girlfriend.”
“Honest officer, I was just transitioning some of the Bank’s money into this little bag here, with the help of the note that said I had a gun.”
“I did not have sex with that woman, I was just transitioning……….”
You get the point.

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